Tea. Earl Grey. Cold. -- 17 January 2006
Extra credit will be awarded to the those who know which movie Joel is referring to in outcome 1.
Joules: You realize you just did a spit take all over your computer.
Joel: It'll be okay unless the tea gets to the motherboard.
Joules: And if it does?
Joel: Two possible outcomes: (1) The computer will become sentient and I will have to compete with it for your affections. (2) The computer will release its magic smoke and I will have to buy a new one.
Joel: Outcome two it is.